She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
We had to coat check the pizza.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
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