So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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