Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
3 2 1 whiskey
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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