It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE
This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
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