She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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