Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
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