hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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