I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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