Life is so much better after having sex.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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