I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
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