Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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