Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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