A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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