i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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