So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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