Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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