In America we eat man semen.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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