Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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