i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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