i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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