You're so nebulous sometimes
her vagine was all disorganized.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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