whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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