so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
NoShamevember. You game?
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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