When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
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