I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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