can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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