why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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