Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
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