Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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