Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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