school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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