Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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