What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
