the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
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