So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
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