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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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