He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Randomize