if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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