no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
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