I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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