i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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