I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
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