yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Damn victory sex feels great
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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