just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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