eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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