Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
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