it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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