I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
So many bounce houses so little time
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I think my moral compass just broke
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