So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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