I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
I had to cum in my sink.
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