I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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