I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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