That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
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