i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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