i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
that is very illegal...i love you.
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